Other Girls
I know most of the girls have plans to move on and leave this place (except maybe Duchess) but I am actually going to do it.
All the girls in the house sit around and complain all day long. They all hate each other. That's why I live in the garage.
All the girls in the house sit around and complain all day long. They all hate each other. That's why I live in the garage.
"I hereby declare that Raven Queen denounces good and is aligned with evil."
Okay, I'm done.
I was independent for a while- and I lived in an effing garage. I mean, I slept near motor oil and a lawnmower. The place was drafty and cold. I laid out there and thought to myself, "I have a destiny- I need to accept it." So I have. This sweet darling you are looking at here is now Evil Queen. |
I don't mean, 'Going to be the Evil Queen'. I mean, I am Evil Queen and everything that comes with it.
My mother was locked up in the mirror, and that was part of her story- her destiny. But time went on and she just lost the will to fight, and she kind of melted away. I'm out of the garage, and I'm ready to set the world on fire. Literally. |
You know what's nice about being the Evil Queen? I'm expected to have a list- expected to take vengeance. And I have two people on my list right now. First- Joan Jett. She WILL be playing at my inauguration. She WILL kick ass. And if she plays an encore of 'Crimson and Clover' I will make her immortal. And no, I'm not talking Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I mean in the 'you will live on forever' way. (I looked up Joan Jett. She was made immortal 300 years ago. Damn, I knew there was something I loved about her.) And second...Yard Apple. She disgraced me. For that she was banished to the Enchanted Forest. But that doesn't seem like enough for me. I'd prefer to maybe...boil her from the inside out. You can be banished for disrespecting Raven Queen. There is no mercy for disrespecting Evil Queen. And I am Evil Queen. |